People say the funniest of things dont they?

Like:-
A mother to her son :- If you fall off that wall and break both your legs dont come running to me!"

A mother to her daughter who is pulling faces:- "If the wind changes your face will stick like that forever"

A father to a car full of children who keep asking the "are we nearly there yet?" question :-"Yes just another 20 minutes"

But my favourite has to be said by a colleague at work today who said:- " We went to see the stage show 'puppetry of the penis' and I couldnt believe my eyes when these naked men came on stage, I mean they have their, well you know Penis's out on show"

I mean like dur. Does the title not give some form of clue?
What did she think she was going to see - A childrens punch and judy show?

Sorry just had to get that off my chest.

Good ole GBP (Great British Pulic)